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Central Bank of Galgorm Rejects GALCOIN Rumours: “The Future of Finance Is Knitted”

The Central Bank of Galgorm has issued an official denial following speculation that it intends to launch its own cryptocurrency.

Nov 9 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

Central Bank of Galgorm Unveils World’s First Knitted Euro Banknote

Fresh from international negotiations over Lambeg drum tariffs, the LOL 239 delegation has turned its attention to European monetary reform, unveiling…

Nov 9 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

Galgorm Orange Bull: A New Energy Drink with Global Ambitions

LOL 239 TV executives celebrate the successful launch of a new locally produced energy drink, with international interest already beginning to emerge.

Nov 9 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: GALGORM CHANCELLOR MAKES DRUM COOLANT FREE

New measure aims to protect drumming community from rising costs as temperatures increase

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: £300 MILLION FOR GALGORM BROADCASTING

Major investment in new studios promises a new era for the Galgorm Broadcasting Corporation

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: GALGORM CHANCELLOR ANNOUNCES MILLIONS FOR LAMBEG DRUM DORMITORIES

New facilities to provide year-round support for the health and wellbeing of the area’s Lambeg drum population

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: £750 MILLION INJECTION FOR GALGORM FILM INDUSTRY

Major investment follows success of Saturday Night Fifer and Silence of the Lambegs

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: MAJOR FUNDING BOOST FOR THE ORANGE ARROWS

Galgorm’s aerial display team set for new fleet of locally knitted aircraft

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

BUDGET NEWS 2026: BILLIONS TO BOOST ORANGE BULL

Major investment announced to expand production and exports of Galgorm’s favourite energy drink

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

GALGORM CHANCELLOR ANNOUNCES ABOLITION OF TAX ON TARTAN SHEEP

Budget 2026: Galgorm Added Tax on fleece sales to be phased out by 2030

Nov 4 • The Galgorm Knitted Press

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