The Galgorm Chancellor has announced that all drum coolant in Galgorm must now be provided free of charge.
With summers getting warmer and demand for drum coolant rising sharply, the Chancellor has intervened to protect the local drumming community from the spiralling cost of keeping Lambeg drums at a safe operating temperature.
The measure is expected to provide welcome relief for drummers facing increasing maintenance costs, while ensuring that Galgorm’s Lambeg drum tradition remains sustainable for future generations.
Announcing the policy, the Chancellor declared:
“We will not allow the cost of living to become the cost of drumming!”
SATIRE & COMEDY
A fictional Budget announcement from the knitted world of Galgorm. No actual coolant subsidies are available and all drums should continue to follow their usual care and maintenance routines.