The Galgorm Chancellor has unveiled a £300 million investment in state-of-the-art studios for the Galgorm Broadcasting Corporation (GBC), promising a new era of world-class broadcasting from the heart of the knitted world.
The plans include gold-plated microphones, wool-insulated soundproofing, a fully knitted newsroom and a dedicated Lambeg Drum Weather Desk.
GBC executives welcomed the announcement, confirming that the new studios are expected to be ready to broadcast live sometime between the next Twelfth and the following sheep-shearing season.
When asked whether the investment was excessive, the Galgorm Chancellor replied:
“We must spend money to make impactful programmes. And in Galgorm, we make BIG IMPACTFUL PROGRAMMES!”
SATIRE & COMEDY
A fictional Budget announcement from the knitted world of Galgorm. No actual £300 million has been spent, and no sheep (not even tartan sheep) have been appointed newsreaders.