A warning has been issued to Lambeg drummers following an incident involving one of Galgorm LOL 239’s instruments, in which an attempt to achieve just a little extra tension ended in unexpected consequences.
The incident is believed to have started when one drummer decided that another half inch of rope tension could do no harm.
Unfortunately, the Lambeg drum had other ideas.
While the instrument emerged from the incident in perfectly good condition, the same cannot be said for its operator, who suffered a rather dramatic change in shape.
The incident has prompted renewed calls for sensible pulling practices and a greater awareness of the risks associated with excessive rope tension.
Experienced drummers will appreciate that a Lambeg requires careful handling, appropriate technique and a healthy respect for the limits of both instrument and operator.
Public safety advice:
Do not overtighten your Lambeg drum.
Do not assume another half inch is harmless.
Always consider the structural integrity of the drummer.
If you are made of wool, take particular care.
The incident was recreated in a stop-motion comedy animation from the knitted world of Galgorm LOL 239.
Authorities have confirmed that the Lambeg drum remains fully operational. The drummer’s recovery is ongoing.
Please do not attempt this at home. Especially if you’re made of wool.